Minutes Turned To Hours

Why is it that events or errands that you think will take ten minutes, take ten times longer. All I needed was a plain white long- sleeve dress shirt. That's it . All the ones at Target I think were inspired by Pirates of the Caribbean. They all had some ruffle or fluffy thing. Besides Target, I went to Ross, Marshals, Lennox Mall, and the two-story Target. I didn't stay long at the mall because I looked scrubby and everyone else looked well dressed. Then I got stuck in the rush hour traffic. On top of all that I had picked up milk and frozen foods at the first Target. The milk was in my trunk for at least two hours. If you all never see me again I died from spoiled milk, or some kind of foreign bacteria growth in my unfrozen foods.